David (Wack) Kowakski
Ronnie (Blade) Gillette
The Crop is a tongue in cheek look at a larrikan night club owner, Ronald 'Blade' Gillette, who realizes two months after random breath testing has been introduced that he is going broke. He is still getting plenty of customers to gawk at the girls and listen to the band, but afraid of drink driving, they’re not buying his grog. They’re going out into the car park, smoking marijuana, then coming back in for a glass of water and free entertainment.

Now like any good businessman with loans to pay, debts mounting and crooked cops demanding their protection money, Blade decides he needs to tailor his business to suit his customer demands. Diversify and expand. Excellent, one of those things that seemed like a really good idea at the time.

After recruiting his best mate David 'Wack' Kowakski and his girlfriend Geraldine to assist him in the grand scheme of his business saving plan, what happens next will have you on the edge of your seat with anticipation and rolling in the isles with laugher. In fact, ‘you’ll laugh your heads off’.

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